Posts Tagged "The Audit Diaries"

January 7, 2026

That expensive whiskey isn’t a gift; it’s a muzzle. Once you sing with the boss, you lose the leverage to reject his defective shipments.

January 5, 2026

A pristine logbook is a scam. Real quality records have coffee stains and crossed-out numbers. If it looks perfect, run away.

January 3, 2026

Grey fluff means “ghost capacity.“ Black paste means future defects. Stop reading spreadsheets and start reading the grime on the machines.

January 1, 2026

Forget the showroom. If the employee toilet has no soap, your product will have no quality. It is the only honest data point in the building.